You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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