drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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