Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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