actually, I'm a sock model
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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