So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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