I smell stomach acid.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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