he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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