Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
if i died would you start the facebook group?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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