We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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