sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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