This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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