it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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