okay pat passed out under dana's car
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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