You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I am midnight drunk by noon
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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