I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My breasts were aching with rage.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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