Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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