I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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