When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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