when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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