recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i dont even know how to be here
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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