You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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