need another drink. this is the easiest way
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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