thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
where are my eyebrows?
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