Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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