so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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