Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dignity is for republicans.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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