so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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