all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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