let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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