Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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