Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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