I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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