you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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