Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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