He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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