just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
