I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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