i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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