What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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