Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Of course I have a pirate flag
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