Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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