I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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