We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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