I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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