why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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