Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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