remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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