508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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