I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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