Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
