I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize