if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
high people should be assigned attendants
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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