"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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