every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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